Am trying to put together a Red Cross Food Parcel for poor jno who is imprisoned in the dungeon. Please list below what you are contributing, anything revolting will be returned to sender. Thank you.
Do you think s/he would like last week's Radio Times ? It is still in its original wrapper (I've been away on holiday and hardly watch much tv anyway)... Pristine condition !
I've also got a can of peach slices in fruit juice - only slightly dented... do you think that would be acceptable as a gift ?
Ok, how about a squished bag of cheese'n'onion crisps - only slightly stale (bbe Nov 2003), they would be ok in a crisp sarnie...
Why do I get a big feeling of NO! surrounding my gifts... I also have some tired (but only a tad floppy) carrots - must be plenty of Vit A left in them yet....
no one has considered that jno may require a snifter after lights out. I reckon a bottle of cooking sherry will have her drunk and heaving at the same time :D
Im donating a microwave to keep jno's slippers warm for her.erm..when you get out mam.can you change that anoying avatar.I mean,a bloody chip fryer# tut..! lol(:O)