I would like to give my hamster away for a few days....

blu3wave | 14:36 Tue 02nd Oct 2007 | Animals & Nature

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I'd like to give my hamster away to anybody who wants him for some time, as lately, he's become quite belligerent, moody and angry and tries to bite anybody who comes near him. He has already ripped his fleece balnket to shreds and was stomping about his cage all morning after eating the whole maltesers packet for brekkie instead of the usual nuts i leave for him.

I think a little break will do him good, esp as i dont want him to turn into a fluffy spoilt brat.

If anyone would like to take him, please contact me asap.

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I forgot to mention, he didnt poo all day today (again) and has been lying about on his tummy as his bottom's a little bloated after eating all those maltesers.....
He pongs badly too but its all coz of bad binging habits (he seems to like fat and fatty food a lot) .... Once he's pooed tho, his mood will improve and then someone will hopefully want to take him off my hands for a week or so? I'll be checking for posts every now and then so plz do contact me.

caz247

well now i know why they say pets are like
their owners

Hawkwalk

do you think he will fit into my Toaster? with a nice chocolate filling I think he may make a tasty snack.

B00

If you got yourself another Halkwalk you can make hamster slippers.

Hawkwalk

good idea BOO, winter is on the way and I could do with a new pair.

daffy654

They'd have to be really big hamsters to make decent slippers though,or have you got tiny feet hawkwalk? I think maybe guinea pigs would be better for slipper making.

Robinia

lol B00.....I've got a KC spaniel - I keep telling him he'd make one of those giant slippers that you put both feet in.

B00

Lol @\Robinia !

Ever hear the Billy Connolly sketch where he says, that when his daughter is old enough to date, he's going to buy two of those and leave them at the side of the fireplace to scare the would be boyfriends into believing that he's some kind of giant.

blu3wave

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No slipper jokes please, the hamster must go asap, it wil be good for him and i could use some time for myself too.

His name is dopey and he'll be looking for a new home as of tomorrow, I've bought him a new blanket and 2 large packets of nuts so you wont need to spend any extra money on him. He just needs a home thats all.
Plz contact if you are interested. thx

caz247

was he named after anyone in particular????

horsestache1

If I remember correctly, this is the gay hamster.

I could therefore give him a home for a few weeks, as my Jack Russell refuses to eat gay meat. He's just soooo fussy.

blu3wave

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yes, he was named after dopey, the silly clownish dwarf in Snow White.

He's all packed and keeps checking the cuckoo clock on the wall. I can tell he's sad and wipes his eyes every now and then but I think a change will be good for him. And me too.
He pooed earlier today so he looks less constipated and more like his old self. So if you want him, he's alright now and won't bite.

blu3wave

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Any takers or what? He's just a hamster, no trouble at all, you just gotta feed him and provide him a nice home with heating preferably. Could you please contact me if you are interested??

daffy654

Just phone the RSPCA to come and get him(if he even exists)

blu3wave

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Yes he does exist, daffy, FYI, and I've decided to keep him after all, after reading all the insensitive posts from all the psychos on here I'm afraid to give my poor hamster to anybody who might eat him for lunch or make slippers out of him!!! It just makes me sick, thank god, dopey cant read as he';s only a hamster or he;d be terribly upset at some of your comments :(

Anyway, I'm going to tell dopey to unpack his bags and give him a hug when I get home. I'm sure he's watching the clock and waiting for me patiently..... its almost time :)