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flump1 | 10:44 Mon 09th Jul 2012 | Body & Soul
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OK, just heard this on the Wright Programme on TV. A lady and her husband went for IVF treatment and as part of the procedure a sperm test was carried out. The man had enough of the lil critters, but apparently they were swimming the wrong way . I don't get it. Where the hell do they swim for then? Do they have an egg allergy ?
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Avatar Image Graham-W
New TV programme. "I'm a Sperm. Let me out of here."
10:46 Mon 09th Jul 2012
Avatar Image Sqad
\\\ Do they have an egg allergy ?\\\\

LOL
10:48 Mon 09th Jul 2012
Avatar Image sir.prize
The same thing happened when Mr Wright was conceived.
10:49 Mon 09th Jul 2012
Avatar Image anneasquith
poor motility ?
10:50 Mon 09th Jul 2012
Avatar Image ummmm
They must be female sperm...no sense of direction :-)
10:52 Mon 09th Jul 2012
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Do they have an egg allergy ?

Brilliant - give that mouse a prize :+)
10:52 Mon 09th Jul 2012
Avatar Image jackthehat
No......definitely Male Sperm.......refusing to stop and ask for directions...LoL
10:53 Mon 09th Jul 2012
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The poor things can probably only do the back stroke and have yet to master the front crawl.
10:53 Mon 09th Jul 2012
Avatar Image ummmm
A 50/50 mix then :-)
10:54 Mon 09th Jul 2012
Avatar Image nungate
Maybe they need satnav
10:55 Mon 09th Jul 2012
Avatar Image sunny-dave
vagnav surely ummmm ?
10:55 Mon 09th Jul 2012
Avatar Image sunny-dave
nunnnnn sorry
10:56 Mon 09th Jul 2012
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LOL Dave
10:56 Mon 09th Jul 2012
Avatar Image boxtops
I didn't think they had much choice in the matter
10:59 Mon 09th Jul 2012
Avatar Image Baldric
Change the polarity, blow................don't suck!!!
11:04 Mon 09th Jul 2012
Avatar Image mike11111
Spermatozoa have probably more intelligence than we give them credit for. The lead one must have turned to the others and said, "Hang on, guys, you don't want to go there, trust me, it'll just lead to a whole lot of grief!"
11:04 Mon 09th Jul 2012
Avatar Image moonraker558
Perhaps the woman was ugly.
11:05 Mon 09th Jul 2012
Avatar Image EDDIE51
I think it means they were not mobile enough , as in swimming incorrectly .
This is a relatively common problem.
12:27 Mon 09th Jul 2012
Avatar Image mickrog
obviously he does not know if he is coming or going
12:30 Mon 09th Jul 2012
Avatar Image Old_Geezer
The wrong way might not mean the wrong direction, might mean in the wrong manner.

Had they got past the tonsils yet ?
12:31 Mon 09th Jul 2012

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