If Looks Could Kill.

RATTER15 | 21:42 Sat 18th Jun 2016 | Jokes

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The police came to my front door last night holding a picture of my wife.
They said "Is this your wife sir?"
Shocked, I answered "Yes."
They said "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus."
I said "I know, but she takes it up the *** and she's good with the kids..

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Charming. lol!

You been drinking?

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Jackdaw33. "You been drinking?"

I'm on my 2nd cup of chamomile tea! I'm hardcore!!

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