Food parcel

[netibiza]

Am trying to put together a Red Cross Food Parcel for poor jno who is imprisoned in the dungeon. Please list below what you are contributing, anything revolting will be returned to sender. Thank you.

[dot.hawkes]

well i have a huge stack of empty shoe boxes in my stockroom ready for the blue peter love in a box appeal, I'll sell you one lol

[Jugglering]

Do you think s/he would like last week's Radio Times ? It is still in its original wrapper (I've been away on holiday and hardly watch much tv anyway)... Pristine condition !

[cazzz1975]

I think several 200g bars of galaxy would be useful

[weeal]

i can throw in some tortilla chips, but got no dips - sorry

[devilwoman]

a cliff richard cd, no not really, that would break my heart.

[Louisa 69]

I've got an old wind up gramaphone and a Val Doonican record :))

[ELVIS68]

By all means throw in a Cliff CD but not the CD player ;o)

[devilwoman]

dont go breaking my heart elvis, if u make me give a cliff cd, i'll have to step on your blue suede shoes. : O)

[Psychick]

Well I had saved some Wispa bars especially for your collection, but redcrx and bigmamma ate them!

All I have left here is a bottle of cola, any good?

[EngTeach]

Since a love of Hershey bars was expressed in another thread, I'll send those. :)

[twaflooers]

I have some left over 'steak n cheese' pizza if thats any good. Has been placed in an air tight container and fridged so it's good to go.

[Jugglering]

I've also got a can of peach slices in fruit juice - only slightly dented... do you think that would be acceptable as a gift ?

Ok, how about a squished bag of cheese'n'onion crisps - only slightly stale (bbe Nov 2003), they would be ok in a crisp sarnie...

Why do I get a big feeling of NO! surrounding my gifts... I also have some tired (but only a tad floppy) carrots - must be plenty of Vit A left in them yet....

[Metz]

not food but ...got a suitcase full of clothes,ladies,mens,and boys...take what you want out of it and give the rest to the others in there :o)

[cazzz1975]

no one has considered that jno may require a snifter after lights out. I reckon a bottle of cooking sherry will have her drunk and heaving at the same time :D

[B00]

Good Lord!!!

What's jno done ot get flung in there neti?

Ummm, I might have a french fancy going spare- but only because it's jno, wouldn't do it for anyone else!

[VINNY100_2]

Im donating a microwave to keep jno's slippers warm for her.erm..when you get out mam.can you change that anoying avatar.I mean,a bloody chip fryer# tut..! lol(:O)

[netibiza]

Vinny it is an American Tiger Rice cooker, please get it right!!!!

[legend760]

well as im a longterm resident of thedungeon

currently three of me in there
me and me and me will well look after jno.
ive copious amounts of alcohola nd a good supply of chinese food .

oh and i know where theres a hole in the fence .
jnow e can sneak out .
watch the beach volley ball and be back before the guards notice : -)