Good Morning Early Birdies

[lady-janine]

hello all. where's boaty when you need him?

[waterboatman]

Morn if LJ. xxx I was about to post when you popped up! :o}

How are you this morning?

[waterboatman]

I'm sure I typed 'morning', Morn if. Odd.

[lady-janine]

it's te time f the daywhat does it.

should be : it's the time of the day wt does it.

or even : what

[waterboatman]

arf arf arf you ain't wrong LJ. We had a power cut and I fink all the bits of lektrik are in the wrong order now. :o}

[lady-janine]

weather report : raining. the little man promised this for the whole day and all day tomorrow but just showers after that. why does he smile when he is giving this unwelcome news.

have seen the news for our friends oop north but how are the zummerset levels faring?

[waterboatman]

Yes. I've just seen that. The levels seem to be coping since the authorities, i.e the environment agency were forced to restart the dredging they said wouldn't work. It just goes to show that there 'I've got a degree in stupdity, you can't tell me what's what! Were in fact wrong. They should have listened to the people that do know. the locals.

[lady-janine]

precisely. but how can you expect families who have lived somewhere all their lives to know what is best for their area. you need experts like what they ain't to give the best advice, after somehow they get paid a lot more money than the locals - so they must know best.

[lady-janine]

hat's enough moaning what do you suggest we should talk about now?

[waterboatman]

The arrogance of the educated LJ.

[waterboatman]

eeerm...how a bout the price of beer for rabbits in China? :o}

[lady-janine]

is that what is causing all this flooding? cammbo needs to bring it with mrs murk or collude with that 'nice man' (so caring about his country) sits on the opposition bench, i'm sure you know who I mean. mr corry favour with the nice terrorists. i've remembered that's his name.

[waterboatman]

He does serve a useful purpose, that of a horrible example. Could you imagine him as PM?

[lady-janine]

now i suppose I will just have to wait to get banned or at the least that post withdrawn.

[lady-janine]

[]shudderingquote[ what a nightmare! [I]shuddering again.]

[waterboatman]

I don't see why. You only speak the truth.

[waterboatman]

With the clowns that are running the circus now I'm glad I'm at this end of life. I feel sorry for the youngsters.

[lady-janine]

wots 'appened to me italics?

shuddering [I [I] thinks those Chinese rabbits have got it in for me. ]

[lady-janine]

I try not to think about what is going to happen this country that i love in the future.

[waterboatman]

Well, with the price of beer for them going form one carrot a pint to three they are not happy. The are in league with the lectronik gremlins you see.

[waterboatman]

Doesn't bear thinking about. It's sad.