Bacon Sarny....

[Jeza]

I've been fancy one for weeks. Because of Mics diet I have been concentrating on his food and not mine. Today I succumbed and bought back bacon rashers, just an 8oz pack for me. On the way home I could fair taste that bacon. Shopping put away, Mic fed I opened the pack. One bloody rasher as thick as a plank of wood, I was so mad. In different times I would have been straight back to the shop. So I had to settle for tea and a fag. Grrrrrr.

[black_cat51]

you missed out an important part - go shopping, go to cafe - oRDER bacon sanwich

[mazie]

And...then have a fag and a cuppa

[Jeza]

Not enough time black cat, apart from that they are always served on white rolls I want wholemeal slices. Fussy cow I know, but I know what I want.

[Tilly2]

One rasher? Where did you but it, Jeza?

[Jeza]

In the local stray cat tilly.

[Tilly2]

Take it back!

[Obiter]

"One bloody rasher as thick as a plank of wood..."

Think yourself lucky, dear. These days rashers are so thin that once you've put them in the frying pan they tend to disappear.

[Georgiesmum]

I would have put it on the griddle and ate it anyway.

[Jeza]

Tilly I thought your typo' but' meant put hence the stray cat, now I see you meant buy so the answer is Asda.

[tonyav]

Blidy hell, bad luck Jeza, pity you didn't buy some sausages to go with it. At least you could have has a sausage sarnie.

[Jeza]

True Tony, but where I am I have yet to find a decent sausage, fact is I've given up trying.

[tonyav]

Are there no farm shops in your neck of the woods, Jeza.

[Obiter]

"... but where I am I have yet to find a decent sausage"

Oh dear, open to misinterpretation.

[Jeza]

Not that I know of Tony. We had a really good local butcher whose sausages were lovely, then he retired.

[Caribeing]

That was a bacon gammon steak you had should have wrapped it in foil and cooked it in the oven better than those tissue paper like bacon slices!

[tonyav]

Is it still a butchers shop or something else now, Jeza.

[Old_Geezer]

Sound like that would've made a great sarnie.

[Jeza]

Bordered up Tony. O G I am a person not a bloody lion.

[agchristie]

Sorry to hear that Jeza! In my book, there's not many finer smells than a bacon sarnie!

[tonyav]

Have you given any of the sausages a try from the deli counter in any of the supermarkets.