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carrust | 12:28 Mon 14th Dec 2009 | Jokes
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I saw a sign in the hospital the other day that read. Family Planning-Use Rear Entrance.

Good advice I thought!
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LOL..............Brilliant, carrust :)
12:29 Mon 14th Dec 2009
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You must have been at Northampton General Hospital............where that sign truly exists/existed ! :o)
12:29 Mon 14th Dec 2009
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I'll have a look out for that Jack....I've spent a lot of time there too..
12:31 Mon 14th Dec 2009
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A lot of time in the rear entrance ummm????
12:33 Mon 14th Dec 2009
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Here it is.........

http://www.jumbojoke...._planning_advice.html

..........or not ;o)

(Just inadvertantly posted this on another thread............bet that's got them scratching their heads) :o)
12:34 Mon 14th Dec 2009
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You're right....was there in 2007, maybe still.

http://www.jumbojoke...._planning_advice.html
12:34 Mon 14th Dec 2009
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Great minds.......jackthehat :)

(Hope you're well)
12:35 Mon 14th Dec 2009
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lol...at the hospital. It's only down the road from me and I'm clumsy...
12:35 Mon 14th Dec 2009
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Hiya ummmm x
12:37 Mon 14th Dec 2009
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While you are talking about hospital signs, has anyone seen this apparently genuine sign in a Chinese hospital:
http://premium1.uploa.../Chinese-hospital.jpg
Check out the 3rd one down.
12:40 Mon 14th Dec 2009
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LOL...squarebear.

Excellent..........maybe they should put Ladyveg, eh?
12:42 Mon 14th Dec 2009
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LOL squarebear
12:42 Mon 14th Dec 2009
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Well................I don't suppose that you could claim that the directions were all a bit ambiguous if you were late for an appointment, squarebear ! :D
12:43 Mon 14th Dec 2009
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you'd have a good excuse for being late in this hospital though

http://www.engrish.co...ese-hospital-sign.jpg
12:48 Mon 14th Dec 2009
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Super room of B sounds quite fun Chuck
12:50 Mon 14th Dec 2009
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The vagina mirror check room...lol

Hiya Kojak xx
12:50 Mon 14th Dec 2009
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I want to know what goes on in the virgina mirror check room :-0
12:51 Mon 14th Dec 2009
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So do I....it could be fun ;-)
12:52 Mon 14th Dec 2009
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They could give you a mirror, chuck.............but unless you accosted a willing female passer-by, I'm afraid you'd still be none the wiser :o)
12:53 Mon 14th Dec 2009
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There you go..............Chuck meet Ummmm.............ummmm, this gentleman with the mirror in his hand, is chuck.........
12:54 Mon 14th Dec 2009

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