Is It Difficult To Sport A Monocle?

[sandyRoe]

I might buy one to go with my Panama hat when I next go on holiday.

[Paigntonian]

My goodness, you'll be the belle of the ball.

[Lie-in King]

When I was in am-dram I had to wear one for a role (I'm sorry, I can't recall which play it was) & found it surprisingly easy to keep in place.

You need a decent ridge above the eye & the ability to "scrunch" your face in that direction :-)

[gingejbee]

Dead easy...spot of superglue does the job.

[sandyRoe]

Do you glue it to an eyebrow?

[Lie-in King]

No glue should go anywhere one's eyes.

[Lie-in King]

Apologies - "...anywhere near..."

[gingejbee]

Hello...somebody taking me seriously?

[gness]

Before forking out, Sandy you could practice with an onion ring.

[sandyRoe]

Gness, a battered onion ring? A raw one might bring about crocodile tears.

[sandyRoe]

L-I-K, you're right.

[tiggerblue10]

Not sure about that but years ago I watched a drama called The Monocled Mutineer which was brilliant.

No idea how you keep it in its place though.

[gness]

Oh certainly battered,Sandy, and well cooked.

[Lie-in King]

gingebee - tongue-in-cheek ;-)

[sandyRoe]

Tigger blue, I remember that. Started one of a set of Liverpudlian brothers.

[Buenchico]

There's a YouTube video for everything these days!

[aelmpvw]

i thought the idea of a holiday was to relax, not keep an eye on things?

[tiggerblue10]

Paul McGann.

[Lie-in King]

Don't forget, Doris is keeping a monocled eye on you ;-)

[gness]

Oh dear god! Trust Chris! :-)

[Lie-in King]

I can see Dave pottering around on a BSA, monocled-up, tossing casual waves to the locals... ;-)