How do I politely get rid of an admirer?

[mrs_overall]

I've never been in this situation before....my admirer is another female.
HELP!

[ChuckFickens]

don't knock it until you've tried it ;)

[redman41]

Tell her that you are a man in drag !!!!!!!!! LOL

[zzxxee]

straight talking is the only way

[bazzyman]

It could just be jealousy Mrs.O.
Or do you really think she 'fancies' you?

[China Doll]

Same way you would with a bloke, be civil but not encouraging and if asked directly, explain you're not interested or indeed are married/partnered up in some other way!

[mrs_overall]

It's a friend of a friend, and I didn't realise she was bi until she propositioned me.
I didn't give an answer as I was too busy choking on coffee I'd inhaled in shock.

[ChuckFickens]

There is probably a specialist market for the videos if it's the former no-know :)

[cazzz1975]

just tell her you like hunks not skunks

[redman41]

Or you could ask her if she fancies a 3-Some with you and your other half !!!!!!!!!!!

[craft1948]

tell her you'd rather have a whinge than a minge....

[bazzyman]

craft!!.........................where on earth do you get these words??....lol

[mrs_overall]

pmsl!
You lot are wicked!

Now, where can I buy some sensible shoes?

[brenda]

mrs o--you are not alone.

The only time ever that I had my bottom pinched was going up the escalator at a Tube station in London.

I turned round quickly to find that it was a woman behind me.
I was so shocked that I almost fell of the escalator when it got to the top.I was absolutely speechless.

[craft1948]

I've just got some nice Dr Marten mary janes from ebay for �9.00 + �3.00 postage...........well pleased

[mrs_overall]

craft....your shoes sound lovely, but i think you've missed the point of my comment lol

[craft1948]

No I didn't....lol

[mrs_overall]

Never heard of it called pasty before!

When I told Mr O on the phone he suggested (when he'd finished laughing) that I tell her I don't drink from the furry goblet.
Bloody men!