Oh mamma, that is so funny! I can imagine why you would be worried though. Just think in a couple of days, her poo will come wrapped in a ribbon for you!
Jack isn't too bad, he can't really get at the bin, although when we first got him, and we were in a flat with no internal doors really, we used to get up in the morning to find the bin entirely upturned, its contents strewn across the floor!
Labs have the constitution of an Ox, don't they? Which is fortunate, and possibly a evolutionary add-on designed to help them in their quest to eat EVERYTHING! :) I hope Porsche is OK, and am sure she will be.
And as for weight-watching, mamma and jules, how dare you subject those poor babies to a, a, a CONTROLLED diet! No wonder they feel so sorry for themselves that they have to search the streets and scrounge out of bins to get their daily bread! ;)
Hey Kleiber, little while no see lovey! How are you? And the menagerie?
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