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Mentally Scared By School
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Just had my almost 13 yr old son come barrelling in from school fussing about being mentally scarred in lessons today.
Turns out they had to put a condom on an erect plastic penis. He has told just about anyone who will listen while making faces and laughing embarrassingly.
His twin sister will have the same lesson soon. I wonder how she will react lol
Turns out they had to put a condom on an erect plastic penis. He has told just about anyone who will listen while making faces and laughing embarrassingly.
His twin sister will have the same lesson soon. I wonder how she will react lol
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The school nurse gave that talk to my tutor group, with me present. It was incredibly hard to keep a straight face as she threw condoms and Dutch caps out to everyone, like a pantomime performer chucking sweets to the audience, as the kids in my class turned redder and redder shades of beetroot.
As she reached the last condom in her bag, she declared "This one's my favourite. It's called a 'Jiffy'. So, girls, if your boyfriend says that he's coming in a jiffy, watch out!"
;-)
As she reached the last condom in her bag, she declared "This one's my favourite. It's called a 'Jiffy'. So, girls, if your boyfriend says that he's coming in a jiffy, watch out!"
;-)
Relax cassa....he will get over it.
At least his sex education sounds a lot more detailed and comprehensive than my was 50 years ago. All us 2nd year boys were marshalled in to the science Lab and were told the barest facts of life by a local GP. I don't know who looked more embarrassed.....him or us.
It lasted about 45 mins. No mention was made of anything outside of the biological details, and I'm sure I would have remembered if condoms had been mentioned.
There was no talk about relationships or feelings whatsoever....they might just as well have left a pile of leaflets in a corner of the playground.
Completely bloody useless.
At least his sex education sounds a lot more detailed and comprehensive than my was 50 years ago. All us 2nd year boys were marshalled in to the science Lab and were told the barest facts of life by a local GP. I don't know who looked more embarrassed.....him or us.
It lasted about 45 mins. No mention was made of anything outside of the biological details, and I'm sure I would have remembered if condoms had been mentioned.
There was no talk about relationships or feelings whatsoever....they might just as well have left a pile of leaflets in a corner of the playground.
Completely bloody useless.
Many, many years ago my boss had been to a village in Africa/India... Can't recall which.....to show folk how to use a condom to reduce the birth rate.
He used a broomstick to show how to put on the condom.
When he returned for an update the birthrate was still the same.....but each hut proudly displayed a broomstick bearing a condom outside the door.......x
He used a broomstick to show how to put on the condom.
When he returned for an update the birthrate was still the same.....but each hut proudly displayed a broomstick bearing a condom outside the door.......x
I did. He just had a silly OH MUUUUUUuum moment. Not that I enjoy embarrassing my children mind but it was funny.
Every now and then he tells me his willy is very small. He is quite matter of fact when I ask how he knows. He measures it with his ruler. I shall have to remember not to borrow his one lol
Every now and then he tells me his willy is very small. He is quite matter of fact when I ask how he knows. He measures it with his ruler. I shall have to remember not to borrow his one lol
Cassa....put this in his Xmas stocking :::::
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