Have You Ever Committed a Crime?

[mrs_overall]

Following on from Salla's admission that she is a habitual shoplifter, I wondered if anyone else wants to confess? I'll own up to scrumping apples as a child.

[Bbbananas]

Thanks mrs o ;-)

[mccfluff]

yes several :-)

[Bbbananas]

Is buggery still an offence?
Or just offensive?

[Answerprancer]

A few drug offenses, aside from the knowledge that the routes of availability are far from 'fair trade' I see it as only harming myself.

[sandyRoe]

I used to ride my bicycle at night without lights. Does that count?

[mrs_overall]

I've also appropriated the odd paper clip and envelope in my time

[yinyang]

I stole a single egg from a supermarket.

[steg]

a crime in others eyes? most likely
a crime in my eyes? nah never

[Bbbananas]

Not enough to make a decent omelette. I'd have took at least a couple.

[Answerprancer]

You FIEND !!!

[tamborine]

Talking of that salla....I was told girls today do that to preserve their virginity - tell me that's not true ?

[anneasquith]

not that i recall

[Answerprancer]

I've only ever stolen when there was no 'direct victim' eg. thieving equipment from a company that laid me off.

[Bbbananas]

What? make omelettes?

[mrs_overall]

Oh, I forgot to mention I am an arsonist. Mr O was once set upon my two blokes outside a pub. I can't fight to save my life so I got my zippo out and set their shirts alight.

[Answerprancer]

No Salla, the evil egg thief !

[yinyang]

I only needed one _ we already had the brownie mix...


I also take home all the toilteries from hotel rooms. Does that count ?( bearing in mind I now have 2 carrier bags full of tiny bottles ) .

[mccfluff]

do you drive anne?

[sandyRoe]

The local police had little to do when I was in my early teens. They swooped on a group of us playing football in the street. We were all charged and fined 7/6, (37p).

[Bbbananas]

Every time I go into Cafe Nero or Costa I walk away with a newspaper. That's if I get there early enough before some other bugger has nicked them.