Merciasounds - your phone has been

[painterman32]

engaged now for over an hour and a half your mobile goes straight to message - phone us before 4.30 - that's when we leave for the airport

[Bbbananas]

What is this - a personal messaging service?

In that case, can I ask Charlie Wobbles to meet me half an hour later this morning at the arranged venue, cos I've got to go & make my statement at the cop shop. Oh, and talking of pigs, bring sausages please - those thin chipolatas real pork ones, not those cheap big pink things. Insult to pigs those are.....

[mccfluff]

trigs bring my gold hotpants tonight i have plans

[mrs_overall]

Can you please tell my friend Linda that I have put her shoes on Ebay as requested

[craft1948]

Good grief salla I hope not..................god knows what the daughter would post.

[Bbbananas]

Oh - and Linda, you left your packet of Tena Ladies in my cloakroom. Are you in desperate need or should I save them for emergencies?

[painterman32]

I'm just trying to contact my daughter - have I done something wrong?

[Bbbananas]

I'm teasing painterman, that's all xx

[Mamyalynne]

Of course not.

ravenmiss, if you are looking in, hope your throat is better today.

[ummmm]

It's a question and answer site....with a bit of chatter thrown in. People are chattering...

Couldn't you have emailed her?

[mccfluff]

i was serious

[cazzz1975]

her last activity was 14.37pm, so I have no doubt she is around.

[Mamyalynne]

I was serious too, my poor wee girl is proper poorly.

[mccfluff]

awww mamya :-(

[merciasounds]

ok

[Mamyalynne]

Bargain Triigs and they fit me so well

[Bbbananas]

Actually, I was serious with regard to the sausages. Can't abide those fake pink richmond jobbies. That's not real meat - not to Fen Wallers anyway.

[mccfluff]

well then you better be bringing me the cash or there will be trouble