Supermarket Smoked Bacon?

[nicebloke1]

Well the supermarket knows what it should look like, but not a clue what it should taste like, and have never seen a proper smoke house. Today your so called smoked bacon is sprayed with a man made flavoured chemical colouring, this this in turn will bubble and mix along with the creamy slop upon frying. The first 5/6mins of cooking will see your bacon boil in this slop until evaporated.

[dannyk13]

Do give this attacking of supermarkets a rest. It is becoming boring.

[Mamyalynne]

If it wasn't for your bad luck you wouldn't have any luck at all.

Don't fry bacon.

[Neveracrossword]

My bacon isn't sprayed.

[tiggerblue10]

Try grilling it.

[scorpiojo]

You've already done bacon.

[sherrardk]

I can’t wait to hear your thoughts on sausages.

[Mamyalynne]

Has he waxed lyrical about his sausage yet?

I may book a holiday if not.

[-Talbot-]

Or cans of baked beans on toast.

[Baldric]

Getting tedious now :o(

[nicebloke1]

Not tedious to the people facing life threatening illnesses due to the big boys messing with food to make big profits.

[Baldric]

Link please

[douglas9401]

Surely a link can only take us on to sausages.

[scorpiojo]

:-))

[-Talbot-]

lol@ doug

[pixie374]

I like a sausage link:-)

[douglas9401]

I can see this turning into the wurst thread ever.

[scorpiojo]

You're on a roll, douglas.

[Sparkles62]

A Butcher with a beef, by the sound of it.

[237SJ]

^ sounds more like someone studying food science