I've just looked at one on Wales Online that says they've discovered the sword Excalibur in good condition in a lake in Snowdonia. A ranger is pictured holding it aloft.
The mail had a story about Prince Harry legging it to Las Vegas to marry his love in one of the little chapels to save the expense (chortle!)........the look alike didn't lookalike and the registrar (sic) had a name that was an anagram of april fool. .... always thought it was Judges not registrars over there!! Anyway not a good one but out there anyway!