Funniest thing you thought wrong..

[tinkerbell23]

As an adult or a child?.

I remember my mum talking about her manageress....and i used to picture a manager with a big S on his back LoL

I used to call 7up "zup" x

[cupid04]

A little man in the radio!

[tinkerbell23]

Hahaha! Me too except with TV!

My crazy granda has the kids believe that a leprechaun called McGubligan lives under the fire and he watches them and knows if they misbehave LOL...

[ClareA]

That's brilliant of your granda, tinkerbell. I bet they're really scared of McGuligan!

[ClareA]

Sorry, Mr McGubligan...

[Answerprancer]

I used the word 'paraphernalia' in an essay at school when I was about 13 - it was in context but I spelt it "paraffinalia".

[ClareA]

I'll threaten OH with McGubligan when he's had too many Jack Daniel's. He won't know whatever I'm on about, but that's to my advantage, not his!

[ClareA]

LOL, Answerprancer!

[netibiza]

When I saw a wedding party at the Town Hall, and I thought the bride had to chose one of the men there and then!

[starone]

I always thought Barton Hill was Bartnill (Bristolese) until I saw it written up on the sign.

[pa___ul3]

When my mum used to moan about letting a draft in,I used to imagine the draft as a big invisible giraffe that would creep round the side of the door.

[tinkerbell23]

Also my friends cousins were irish and they told us everyone in ireland drove around in beadies (spelling? Bee-days) and multicoloured rabbits were everywhere!!

[Mamyalynne]

As a child I always read the name Hermione as 'Hermy 1' to an extent still do.

[redcrx]

the privacy glass in our old back door made lovely angel patterns after dark when she streetlights shone in. I thought it was angels out in back garden.

I also believed that the switch on car dashboard really did turn on the lights down the centre of road

[squarebear]

I used to think that a Free House used to give away free beer.
When I saw in the paper that "a man is helping police with their enquiries", I used to think that was kind of him.

[bushbaby_de]

I never used to understand why there were car boot sales but not car bonnet sales... or what people were doing to their car boots to wear them out so often!

[boxtops]

When I was little I was convinced that a crocodile came up the stairs every night and slept under the bed.

[Bobbisox]

in the early 60s song by Del Shannon called Runaway , ther's a line
what did we do with our love, I always thought he was singing "What did we do with Olive" and my daughter always used to sing Michael for My Girl, funny, she married a Michael

[PipinHull]

My dad had a Geordie accent and when I asked what flavour green opal fruits were it sounded like 'lamb'. I still can't eat them.

[Barmaid]

For some reason I thought that if you played squash you would die.

When Elvis Presley and the local tramp who lived nearby under the bridges, my question on both ocassions was "Had he been playing squash, mummy?"

Actually, having played squash since I am inclined to think I was right.

[Bobbisox]

ha-ha pippin, Lime?
I don't think I say Lamb