omg omg do you think i could be ?

[Dr-Legend]

Right its morning and im feeling a bit sickly , again.

That5 aside ive had back pains and stomach pains too.

Add to that im weeing a lot and ive put on a lot of weight in the last 6 months.
So im wondering.
Do you think i could be like , you know , pregnant?

I rememeber having sex so do you think its posssible the eggg and sperm kinda crawled down inside my willy , cos i heard someone at school say that about 30 years ago but im starting to wonder now .

Well if you could give me any advice it would be most appreciated.

[pastafreak]

You didn't pay attention during those lessons did you???...serves you right. Will now be a benefit stealing,money scrounging single dad..........what is this country coming to????

[Dr-Legend]

Omg ill need to move to dewsbury assault asian kids and start breeding even more with gawky single mums too

[joggerjayne]

Serves you right for calling me a man Leggy. That's Karma for you - mess with jayne and bad stuff crawls up your willy.

But no, seriously, isn't that how Scots reproduce anyway?

[Dr-Legend]

You still at this ?

Why not go play with the girls ?


It makes such good reading.

[joggerjayne]

Gone.

[Dr-Legend]

Sadly no youre not.

[Abdulmajid]

Legend you are a scotch wife beating pr!ck. Just though I will remind you of that fact, you tubby lump of alcoholic lard.

How are the kids by the way? Settling down with their new and far better dad?

Hope so.

X

(By the way, why after about 3 months have you started posting filth on my threads again? Surely you can't be drunk this early in the morning (or afternoon where you are. Tubster)

[joggerjayne]

Oh, that was mean.

[sleepy1]

you been swallowing semen again legend lol

[pastafreak]

No need to start throwing racial,cultural or ethnic insults......single parenthood knows no boundaries.

[Abdulmajid]

Swallowing semen? I haven't even read the post. No doubt it is hilarious as usual. What more would you expect from a tub of scotch lard?

Pr!ck.

[Dr-Legend]

not at alll sleepy you know youre best at that.

i see wardy or chavvy as i like to calll him is back to his usual cider fuelled rants.

if only he knew what he was talking about it migfht make an impact.
but then brighton casn have that effect on you .


more white lightning anyone ?

lol

[sleepy1]

here we go !!!! again

[Abdulmajid]

Panic, I shall throw whatever I wish at this piece of absent father, female hating tub of cancerous fat I want.

When he sobers up, he will forget it anyway.

Fat pr!ck.

[Dr-Legend]

They do say that white cider does cause a lot of trouble.
But at least he recycles his plastic bottles.
Welll hes a good man at heart .
Isnt he?


Ooops sorry heres someones super lager .

Guess whos lol

[joggerjayne]

Legend, that was mean to me.

AbdulM, that was mean to Legend.

Come on boys, we're on here coz we enjoy it. Don't spoil it.

[Abdulmajid]

Chav???

Mmmmmm I seem to recall it is infact you with wet look gel haired, a cheap fake watch and wearing a nasty poly-fibre football shirt whilst out on the town.

Good insult dear boy.

Fat repulsive alcoholic tub of scotch lard.

I am so glad they don't call you daddy. Poor kids.

[Dr-Legend]

Sleepy you gotta love him .
Reckon hes sprayed 2 mouthfuls of white cider already .
Probably licking the screen as i type.


Seems hes got anger isssues too.
Though excessive alcohol abuse can lead to that.
But at least hes shoved away in brigfhton outta the way.
Maybe he could build a raft outta all the 2 litre plastic empty bottles and sail the world like the owl and the pussycat?
with a raft of white cider in tow of course

[pastafreak]

I will happily report Abdul...if it does any good.....unless he agrees to stop his foul language which I doubt he will.