Ye Gods! Some Folk Rise Early.

[gness]

Decided to give in and get a lad to help do some of the really hard digging on the slope...well a glass of wine and I was rolling down it, spade in hand.
I'll be there on Monday... he said...Are you an early riser?
Oh Lord!... I replied....Not a bit of it.....Late to bed, late to rise.
Okay...he said...I'll leave it til eight thirty then.....

Holy Mother! That's the middle of my night......:-(

[Tilly2]

Just leave the side gate open Gness. Let him get on with it.

[gness]

A man, Tilly? Goodness no.....he will need clear instructions...though he could bring me up a cuppa I suppose.

[tonyav]

Yilly for best answer.

[Tilly2]

Leave a note pinned to the gate, then. Write it in big letters.

[tonyav]

Write it in big letters.


Oi, pack it in.

[gness]

Print it, do you think?

[Jeza]

8.30 the day is half over.

[gness]

Jezaaaaaaa!! :-)

[tonyav]

Don't do any joined up writing, gness.

[gness]

Good tip, Taff....x

[tonyav]

Oh gawd, it's gonna stick.

[Jeza]

When I was in paid employment I was up 6 days a week at 4.30am. After 6 years of unpaid employment I still wake at 4.30, unless I've had a few.

[shoota]

Can you do joined up G?

[DaisyNonna]

Perhaps phonetic spelling might help.
Alternatively spoken instructions on his phone.

[Tilly2]

No words more than two syllables, either.

[China Doll]

8:30's not early... one of the girls I work with gets up at 4:30 every morning to get to woek, now that's what I call early!

[gness]

My only bonus for being widowed was not having to fall out of bed at some ungodly hour, Jeza....I love it.
Joined up...upside down and right to left, Shoota..
He's a child of the phonetic spelling fad, Daisy...may try that too.

[Tilly2]

Don't forget to draw a map of exactly where you want him to start digging.

[gness]

To have the hair done and the slap on, China I need to be up at seven for an eight thirty face the world look.....
Bed at two or three gives me little beauty sleep and I need it more these days...since the hair went grey...:-)