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seeing as its halloween night......

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stokemaveric | 21:50 Mon 31st Oct 2011 | ChatterBank
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has any got a ghost story to tell??...not too scary tho i might not be able to get to sleep..Mwahahaha! Mwahahaha! Mwahahaha!
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Yes, from my friend`s (apparently) haunted place in West Finchley. I can`t be bothered to tell the story though, because it takes some telling and seems a bit far fetched. Having said that, my gran had a house that my uncle (her son) went to visit. He was a hardened Navy man and was going up the stairs one night to visit the bathroom. He said there was a nun standing at the top of the stairs and she was clutching a candle which flickered and went out as he approached her. We later found out that the house was built on a convent burial ground.
Well,there's the one about the pub dog.

When it dies, the landlord is so upset that he goes to a taxidermist, and has the dog's tail mounted in a glass case behind the bar.

One night, after closing time, the landlord is clearing up, and the ghost of the pub dog appears at the bar.

The landlord asks the ghost what he wants, and the dog says ...

"I've come to get my tail back"

And the landlord says ...

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... ... "I'm sorry, we can't retail spirits after hours".

=0)
Very good Jayne.
Yeah.

Boom, tsshh.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no body to go with!


What did one ghost say to the other ghost?

"Do you believe in people"?


Why did the ghost go to an online dating website?

To find a ghoul-friend!


Who does Dracula marry?

The girl necks door!
he he
Girl locks bedroom door, checks cupboard and under bed, blows out the candle. As she snuggles down under the blankets a ghostly voice says

"and now we are both locked in"
That has to be the worst joke ever !!! fabulous I would do an abbreviated laugh, but Ab Editor would sabotage it... oh well here goes Mwahahaha!
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l-o-l jj...i like a good spirited joke..
My granny (in a very small mining community) had a few friends come to visit with their children who were playing together in front of the fire place. After they left she found a rose in the fire place, which she pressed and kept in a drawer. A few days later one of her friends asked her who was the little black girl playing with the other children. Granny did not know. Checking the rose, she found it had crumbled, but a petalo remained.
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thats strange daisy...
I have a nightmare scenario - Stoke are 2-0 down, and the present Mrs Hughes is at the game!

I think I'll pretend to be asleep when she comes in ...

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