What would you do......with 47 million!!

[lubecki161]

I was listening to the radio the other day and it said a one person won the euro millions...47 million!!
I was saying to my partner i wouldnt know what to do with that much money!
What would you do with 47 million pounds!

[4getmenot]

Hide from all the death threats

[code1]

I would hire a private army and overthrow the UK goverment.
Lower income tax and national insurance.

[joggerjayne]

Pay off my mortgage, and replace my MGF.

[joggerjayne]

Maybe get a pair of Jimmy Choo's

[code1]

Give back my 2006-07 �275,000 in EU subsidies and buy my wife a new horse...

I might have some left over for my little filly Jaynes new MGF x.

[code1]

And Jimmies Shooes !.

[joggerjayne]

Thanks code1
x

[cazzz1975]

buy a full set of nike golf clubs (after I have bought a house ect ect...)

[code1]

My dear Jayne, your welcome !!.

[report1]

2 things really:

1. pay for spaced to get a tummy tuck, hair transplant and leg bone extensions.

2. pay for 4GS to go through self confidence course, a willie extension and leg bone extensions.

[TheEpsilon]

Build an orphanage for homeless children .
And buy books , so they might learn to read .

[report1]

The Epsilon what homeless children? there are non in england

[TheEpsilon]

I'm sure I saw one this morning .

[report1]

where?

[TheEpsilon]

on the telly !

[~spaced~]

ooh I have a stalker called Report1 lol. Mate, im your life now. There will not be one day in you life that you wont be able to mention me, just to satisfy your lonely needs awwwww

What i'd really like to know is, how the hell you can afford a pc/laptop or afford to use one in your local library when you live in a caravan at no fixed abode? Well? Is it perwinkle blue?

I would also love to know what you do of an evening when the rest of us are with familes or taking part in a hobby. Oh yes that's right, sitting on here until the early hours talking to your beggar friends whilst rampantly mastubating to picture of Andy Peters. Do you not have any standards?

[report1]

^ lol incorporating own fantasies in an attempted insult. try again short fat bald man

[lubecki161]

Spaced??? WHAT??

[~spaced~]

I cant see you denying any of that which is more important. What is it abour Andy Peters that results in a 5-knuckle shuffle? Im curious!

Fat bald man? hahahahaha! im loving it!!!! Dont you have anything other than that? Is that all your Ladybird Dictionary has?

Check this out mate: -

http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/Clutching+ at+Straws

Oh, silly me, I forgo to ask....do you have aspergers? Quickly run off to look it up on wikipedia pikey boy

[logic]

Hey spaced, Have you still got the titty bottle that you used to wave at me ?
i think he 's earn'd it.