Anyone Else Put All Their Money Under The Mattress?

[Tilly2]

Troubled times.

[ummmm]

Nope. Why would anyone do that?

[New Judge]

Where do you normally keep it, Tilly, and why have you moved it?

[EDDIE51]

Don't put it under the mattress, buy Gold with it, that way it will keep it's value no matter what happens to the £.

[Tilly2]

How do you buy gold?

[Mamyalynne]

What money?

[EDDIE51]

Look what happened to the Gold price as soon as Brexit was announced, the £ went the other way!
http://goldprice.org/gold-price-chart.html

[Tilly2]

So, how do you buy gold?

[Jackdaw33]

Just go to the gold shop, it's only two doors down from the £ shop.

[Mamyalynne]

From a gold dealer?

[EDDIE51]

Look here tilly
https://www.bullionbypost.co.uk/gold-bars/

[Tilly2]

Blimey, Eddie. Thank you. I had no idea. So how do you sell gold?

[Mamyalynne]

Sell it back to the dealer you bought it from.

[Tilly2]

Ah, right, Mamya. Thank you.

I'm clueless about wheeling and dealing. I'll just keep it under the mattress, I think.

[Mamyalynne]

Yes, notes are less lumpy.

[jno]

buy euros? Useful on hols (assuming you go to the dread continent) and rising against sterling.

[jno]

not going to ask mamya how she knows what sleeping on ingots feels like

[Tilly2]

Mine's all £1 coins. I have 100 of them. I'll spread them out. The problem is, lifting the flippin' mattress. It's heavy!

[Tilly2]

She must be the Princess with the pea, Jno.

[Mamyalynne]

A whole 100, lucky lass.

[Mamyalynne]

I discovered the hard way Jno- I now knit covers for them and have them as doorstops.