We got this funny sort of tv

[sir.knobby]

in this charavan of lurve that we are in at the moment it has a great big huge back to it and only fits into a big corner.
Shall we call it quasimodo?
Mon due it does have a dvd player inbuilt into it

[chicho,bird2]

charavans aint biult
for quasissssssssss

it must be a huge cahavavan xxxxxxxx

moto xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[Ethel]

What is due on Monday?

[sir.knobby]

Kin ell ethel you are realy getting a bit cheeky on here just lately and starting to get a good soh and you know why that is?.
It is beacuase you have been visiting CB on here more and more and you are gradually warming to cb and getting warmed to the the nutters on here.
And I have deep respect for you on here ethel as well as us all do (well apart from the planks on here that is)

[bigmamma]

Hi knobby , are you and lippy managng to keep warm in your caravan , hope so ;-)

[shanx]

knob bit worried about bouncer ? is he still on walkabouts :)

[sir.knobby]

Yea bigmamma lippys on the chase longe and wrapped up in a duvet and I am rolfin myself

[sir.knobby]

Na shanxsyy he is safely tucked up in bed at his second home in basildon at the moment and he loves it there as they love him almost as much as I do

[Ice.Maiden]

You should've been out playing bingo knobby!! x

[shanx]

he he nobs , had some great laughs with your stories and bouncer off to the pub , used to pmsl , where did it go wrong ?

[shanx]

nobs you was so funny , think even big mamma will agree with me , you used to give us a great laugh XX

[sir.knobby]

Sod orf icy the day that I play bingo is the day that I stop ******* swearing

And arsenal done the ******* busnes today again didtn they

[sir.knobby]

no way kno no dat is not me.

Well I dont think so anyway.

OK it might be then
But I not sure.

DTH.

I am the knobbsuiare

[shanx]

bring your humour back nobs!!! PLEASE , XX