I read this in my local paper today.

[lindylou16]

"Stationary shop moves".

[bibblebub]

good job too if they can't spell stationery

[squarebear]

I asked the girl in WH Smiths if she kept stationery. She said, yes until the last few moments then she goes absolutey wild!

[thugulike]

In my local paper last week, 'Local man dies of natural causes'

[factor-fiction]

A few headlines here:
http://www.sffchronic...ny-headlines-30.html. These include:
- Home Secretary To Act On Video Nasties
- Man Denies Committing Suicide
- Statistics Show That Teen Pregnancy Drops Off Significantly After Age 25
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