I have

[knobster]

Just nicked all off bob's orange buckets.
It must be the heat, what naughty thing have you done today that you can blame on the heat?

[whiffy]

I hung out the washing stark naked.

I am sitting here stark naked at this very moment.

I cooked the curry stark naked.

I'm being whipped a bit later on, stark naked of course.

What about you, hairy chops?

[whiffy]

No, shan't

[knobster]

And now you know for sure, for sure dont you noddy.

Figure it out pea brain

[Jillius]

Spent hours in my pool while I should have been gardening. And eaten a pack of Mars bars. I bought them telling myself I would only allow myself one a day !

[knobster]

Bet they did not taste as nice as bobs orange buckets jillius

[China Doll]

You have a pool Jillius? When are you inviting me over for a BBQ then?!

[knobster]

Watch her she is an arsonist

[sir.prize]

Knobster - the one without an E said . . . .

18.34 . . . I'm fed up with this place, so I'm off to Facebook. I don't think I will ever come back to AB

19.19 . . . Still here and posting drivel.

[knobster]

Oh no not again sir.p, just when is noddy going to get some new material on here

[whiffy]

I am leaving gradually.

[sir.prize]

Want a shove Whiffy?

[knobster]

Or a shovel

[whiffy]

From a willyhead with a fullstop? - leave out !!!!

[knobster]

Have you seen my full stop then

[whiffy]

I've seen your pink shaved bum.

[cazzz1975]

goodness me, why does it always end in talk of bums and willies?

[whiffy]

At least I didn't mention the walking on all fours bit.