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A serious question about birds and the male orgasm.

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Joe_the_Lion | 16:05 Mon 23rd Apr 2007 | Relationships & Dating
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Please do not treat this as smut, like so many of the AB questions, but I have a serious question for birds concerning their understanding of the male orgasm.

Why is it that when the female controls the male orgasm she stops at the first sight of an emission, i.e as soon as the salty ectoplasm bubbles to the surface, it is game over. When in fact the height of pleasure arrives about two seconds afterwards and continues for about twenty seconds.

Are birds just thick and do not realise this or is it that they are really finicky about possible mess.

Imagine your dismay if old Wardy was being a cunning linguist and as soon as you start climaxing, he stops and goes and makes a cup of tea.

Please learn about the male psycho-sexual physiology and stop being so bloody selfish.

I hope I have made this post user friendly and not too graphic.
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Avatar Image Baby Jane
Id like to try it though !!
17:03 Mon 23rd Apr 2007
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Avatar Image Lovinit
showin our age 4getmenot
17:06 Mon 23rd Apr 2007
Avatar Image Lovinit
Ever thought of actin as a career paul? lol
17:08 Mon 23rd Apr 2007
Avatar Image unruliejulie
lol pa____ul, its not weird at all, as a now and again thing, its great. You keep it up (literally) lol
17:09 Mon 23rd Apr 2007
Avatar Image 4getmenot
no not wird at all. probably very rare. And lovinit I'm up for it any time but 2hrs come on. I have things to do, I'm a busy lady :-) lol
17:14 Mon 23rd Apr 2007
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Avatar Image 4getmenot
So can I ask Pa__ul and anyone else that goes for more than 2hrs, do you not relieve yourself as this must ache your arms.
17:16 Mon 23rd Apr 2007
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Avatar Image 4getmenot
you been drinking the night before??
17:19 Mon 23rd Apr 2007
Avatar Image unruliejulie
see pa___ul, thats what happens when you come on here trying to brag about your prowess!!!!! lol
Like i said, as an occasional thing then wow, good for you and good for her, wouldnt do all the time though would it?
17:19 Mon 23rd Apr 2007
Avatar Image liquidspace
wheres Wardy gone, he's not normally this quiet. He has probably gone out and when he returns will have some catch up reading to do!
17:24 Mon 23rd Apr 2007
Avatar Image Lovinit
showing his woman how it's done?
17:27 Mon 23rd Apr 2007
Avatar Image cazzz1975
well personally I love quickies, anytime anyplace anywhere!!
17:31 Mon 23rd Apr 2007
Avatar Image liquidspace
I cant believe he cant just tell her!
17:34 Mon 23rd Apr 2007
Avatar Image Lovinit
Anyone included in that?
17:35 Mon 23rd Apr 2007
Avatar Image cazzz1975
probably warming her up first
17:35 Mon 23rd Apr 2007
Avatar Image redcrx
or inflating her.............
17:39 Mon 23rd Apr 2007
Avatar Image bobtheduck-
eh?
18:32 Mon 23rd Apr 2007

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