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Warning, Beer turns men into women.

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Lonnie | 18:20 Sat 31st Mar 2007 | Jokes
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Or does it?.

This is serious stuff...Beer contains female hormones!
Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists
released the results of a recent analysis that revealed
the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should
take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The
theory is that beer contains female hormones hops
contain (phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough
beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour
period. It was then observed that 100%of the tested subjects:

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional.

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.

Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much
beer.
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