Noooooooooooooooooo

[DEN53]

http://www.metro.co.u...e-four-hour-erections

[joggerjayne]

Cripes ... now that IS jolly !!

[joggerjayne]

Oh. Err ...

[boxtops]

How the devil did they discover that?!!!

Good hol, JJ? (sorry Den...) I thought of you as I came through Gatters at 9am, the place was heaving with armed cops and sniffer dogs..

[Old_Geezer]

Spider man, spider man, does whatever a spider can.

(Can you get it on the NHS ?)

[mollykins]

8-|

[joggerjayne]

We'd landed in Geneva by then, Boxy.

And yes, it was totally fab, thank you.

As always, I'm bruised from head to toe, and my forehead is burnt to a crisp ...

... so there's lots of pain. But it was worth it.

[joggerjayne]

Hmm ... possible side effects ...

"loss of muscle control, severe pain, difficulty breathing and oxygen deprivation"

So ... not totally perfect then.

[sandyRoe]

If you'd been at it for 4 hours those symptoms wouldn't seem unusual

[joggerjayne]

LOL, red.

I got ragdolled a couple of times ... which hurts a lot.

[DEN53]

It would never work in my house - all spiders get clobbered with a newspaper (:0(

[joggerjayne]

Just think ... you could tease your guy for four hours, and not let him let go, and then ...

... well, crikey !!!

[yogi-bear]

I dont need a spider's bite to give me an everlasting stiffy, Den :0)

[DEN53]

I have a complete irrational fear of anything large and hairy and I don't like spiders also.............(:0(

[joggerjayne]

I liked Laurie in Cougar Town when she said it was a sign that she really liked a guy if she stopped texting while they were "doing it".

[yogi-bear]

"I have a complete irrational fear of anything large and hairy"

Well, thats me knackered then..........i know!.......i'll chat up a geordie :0)