Men don't make passes at girls who wear glasses....

[Bbbananas]

Twaddle. I've had 4 men pass me this morning already. One almost caught my wing mirror, git.

[WELSHYORKIE]

I find specs awfully sexy - particularly on women, I hasten to add!!

[sara3]

after I had my eyes lasered, quite a few people said.. "but glasses really suited you"!

yeah, a bit late.

[Bbbananas]

I only wear them for tv and driving... I would consider laser treatment if my eyesight deteriorated - nothing to do with vanity, but I'm always losing them, breaking them..... they're a nuisance. Half the time they're on my head anyway.

[Booldawg]

please no. my therapist had challenged me to go one whole day without my librarian fantasy. 8.09am - failed.

[Bbbananas]

I used to want to be a librarian booldy - but I couldn't keep quiet for long enough.

[Booldawg]

haha do people still get 'shooshed' in the library? they'd probably sue the council these days

[Bbbananas]

You just get dirty looks these days.... from all those lesbian spinsters. Our library these days is just full of eastern europeans and portugese using the free computers to go onto facebook or communicate with their loved ones back home... Or borrowing dvds. Not many people actually round the book section.
Times are a 'changing. Bob.

[mibn2cweus]

Speaking of, has anyone seen where I put mine? Can't seem to find them anywhere ~ http://www.hamovhotov...n-the-wrong-place.jpg

[Bbbananas]

pmsl - nice one...errr....mibn - call I shorten your rather unusual name to that, if I may?!

[Bbbananas]

:-)

[Sqad]

salla....glasses.....bloody great "turn on" and I have developed a technique for removing them, during foreplay................do you want me to demonstrate it?

<<<< from all those lesbian spinsters<<<

How does one spot them?

[Bbbananas]

That would be most enlightening sqad. Do you use your teeth or your toes?

(As for lesbian spinsters; one recognises them from the odour (violets or Febreeze), the floral a-line skirts and the spectacles on a gold (fake) chain around their necks.)

[starone]

I never had any problem. Too old now of course but plenty of blokes around when i was young. Too many sometimes.

[Sqad]

salla

<<<(As for lesbian spinsters; one recognises them from the odour (violets or Febreeze), the floral a-line skirts and the spectacles on a gold (fake) chain around their necks.)<<

Apart from the skirts, that describes many "gays" !!!

Teeth? toes? you must be joking......just feel the soft skin in these warm, sensuous, knowing and understanding .....hands.

[Bbbananas]

Tell me more starbuck..... tell us more!!

[starone]

Well,I've got lots of memories but I don't know whether I could put them into words and I would probably get banned if I did.

[Bbbananas]

Go on - risk it for a swisskit......!

[starone]

Think I'll go and have my breakfast - only just got up - this thread is getting too dangerous for me.