Besides hitting him again....

[ummmm]

What can I do to stop him snoring?

He's sitting beside me, usual position...head back...gob open...and annoying me...

[snags]

Sit on his face? Sorry.

[ELVIS68]

Pour some warm water over his nads then wake him shouting " Quick you`ve p!ssed yourself"

[Jan1957]

Why don't they just get up and go to bed. My hubby is always doing the same. When I wake him up and tell him to go to bed he just says "in a minute" and then falls asleep again.

Pour water into his gob. The choking will wake him up.

[craft1948]

pop a hot chilli into his mouth.................

[Panic Button]

Push him onto his side.

[ummmm]

Pointless snagged...I've pulled him off the sofa before and he still didn't wake up.

[Jan1957]

Lol I think I prefer Elvis's suggestion. Will try that myself.

[ummmm]

Lol...craft you're evil...I love it

PB...I can't put him on his side. We are on a two seater sofa.

I've just pulled his head forward and pushed it back again....we might have a 5 mins break.

Craft and cazzz have seen him sleeping...he doesn't wake up easily..

[ELVIS68]

Pulled him off??? .......and he still never woke up?...Is he alive?

[ummmm]

Bullseye......yay

[Panic Button]

Just turn the lights off, turn the heating right down and tiptoe off to bed.

[pericat]

Justifiable grounds for homicide!! I'll speak for you at the trial

[ummmm]

Just Elvis....The first couple of hours he may as well be dead.

[tamborine]

lean over, drop a tit in his mouth - he'll soon shut up and you may learn what blokes are for.