Top 10 sit com lines ... EVER

[joggerjayne]

My first two are:

"Vot is your name?"
Don't tell him, Pyke!"

and

You started it.
No we didn't.
Yes you did. You invaded Poland.

[rinkins]

Delboy has come out with loads but the best one was when he fell through the bar "Act cool, act cool"

[tonyav]

rigsby, ohh miss jones.

[MWB]

"Drink!", "****!", "Arse!", "Girls!"

[PeeBee1]

Lol Rinkins, that bar scene apparently was real & he never actually meant to fall lols, classic tho, love only fools.

[MWB]

There's a thin woman inside me screaming to get out!

Just the one, dear?

[rinkins]

LOL peebee it's a classic, I'll never tire of it! I didn't realise it was an accident though!

[joggerjayne]

Brilliant !

[rinkins]

LOL MWB what's that from?

[MWB]

I love the smell of burning rubber.

That's why I always use condoms!

[Bbbananas]

My favourite was from Gimme Gimme Gimme with Kathy Burke & James Dreyfus.

They were talking about a bloke who was a ventriloquist. She said to her gay mate "Ooh, he can stick his hand up my skirt and twiddle my lips anytime......"

That must have been about 10 years ago and it still makes me laugh.

[rinkins]

Here Balrick run into my fist LOL

(Not the one you mean vibra you just reminded me of it)

[PeeBee1]

Me neither, its one of them programmes i can watch over & over no matter how many times i have seen them & i normally dont like to watch things that i have seen again.

[MWB]

Thin woman, rinks?

Ad Fab.

[whifffey]

^^ Good Luck everyone

[rinkins]

Oh salla I've just spat me coffee all over the desk

[MWB]

Lol, salla!

The condom is from, Waiting for God.

[rinkins]

Yes MWB thanks!

[Mailmutt]

First one that ever made any impact on me was from way back in the 70's, from a series called the lovers.

Girlfriend to boyfriend, after he's taken her home from a date "Do you want to come in for a bit?"

Boyfriend "Will I get a bit then?"