Religious & non-religious people, please

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If God could write a letter to mankind/
you could write a letter to God, what would you say?

I need an idea for some work I'm doing, both religious and non-religious views will be gratefully received.

Thank you

x

[sqad617]

Hypothetical to me as I am an agnostic.
So, no God, no letter.

[China Doll]

Dear God,

How's it going? Good I hope? Are the family keeping well?

Anyway, just a quickies, I was going to ask you to clarify why we exist and whether it's down to an omniscient deity requiring amusement or love but I think I'd really just like to know.... Does my bum look big in this?

Love and Kisses
**

Ps: A big lottery win might be a nice birthday present... HINT HINT.

[Gromit]

Dear Mankind,

Sorry, made a bit of a mess with it this time, I will have another crack at it with my original plan of putting the Mice in charge.

Ta

God

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I'm an atheist, I just thought it would be an interesting subject matter for some English work I am doing; God complaining about how we've ruined the world. Equally, people complaining about what they've got.

[craft1948]

doesn't seem to put you off ^

[sqad617]

"Does my bum look big in this? "...."this?"

It looks big in everything.

[johnny7]

Alright Bud,

Need that �20 back. Decorating the house with stencils tomorrow.

Chars min,

Johnny

[craft1948]

lol vibra.....you've been sitting near the hippy for too long...

[China Doll]

Dear **,

The families well, mums still drinking far too much of the good stuff since I taught her that water in to wine trick and dad says she's turning in to an old lush... Honestly, if they keep this up I'm sending them to the dark place. Jesus has recently discover the delights of Wi Fit so I never see him, he still needs his hair cut but other than that he's well.

Now we both know that your bum does look big in that but it looks great in that other dress so wear that with the stripey shoes and try to remember not to tell that joke again.

Love always
God

Ps: What's wrong with the smelly stuff I get you from the Bodyshop? Some people are so ungrateful.

[R1Geezer]

Dear God,

Resign! You've made a total dogs dinner of it. I suggest you switch your support to the church of the latter day Geezer, they have some good points.

R1Geezer
PS what where you thinking with those bleedin Muzzies?

[Gromit]

Dear Omnipotent One,

Are you really there when I'm having a dump?

Yours worriedly,

Gromit

[andy-hughes]

Dear Mankind,

Well, I gave you limitless chances, and still you mess it up.

I've sent religious leaders to kill people in My name, I've let the majority of you starve to death without ever knowing a day of peacce and hapiness in your whole lives. I created an entire faith based on guilt and allowed it to shield paedophiles by shifting them to new hunting grounds. I put a guy in charge who doesn't play the game, but still makes the rules. I've basically left you to it, without even a hint to convince you that all that redemption stuff is anything more than a myth to make you fel better.

I mean, just what do I have to do to make you believe in me?

Some people just don't know when they are well off.

Are you even listenind to me?

Best,

God.

[andy-hughes]

Dear God

Why should I even care if you are there or not?

Look, it's like this - if I believe in you, then when I die, we get to meet up and you put out the welcome mat, all sorted.

If I don't - and I don't - and you turn out to bne real, I say sorry, you know I'm a nice guy, you forgive me, all sorted.

So if it's all the same to you, I'll avoid ringing my hands about all the dreadful things that happen in this world. I don;t have to bother wondering why You allow it to hapen, because You are not actually there anyway.

So I will live a guilt-free life with no pain, no angst, no faith to test, and if i see You, I see You, and we'll have a chat about how You were right and I was wrong.

Sound OK?

Good, thanks.

Later,

Mankind.

[China Doll]

Dear Vibra,

Because everything I do, I do it for you.

Love and Kisses
God

[Gromit]

Dear God,

Your name is an anagram of dog. Is that some sort of clue?

Yours quizzically

Gromit

[Gromit]

Dear People of Earth,

Please do not mock my latest emissary just because he used to introduce the snooker on Grandstand.

Yours in the turquoise shell suit,

God.