oh no everyone

[pooplung]

i have just fealt another lump in my breast earlier. I took 5 valium and must have slipped off my wheelchair. My face was in a pool of my own excrement when i awoke. It was partialy in my mouth and dried to my hair. Im trying to pick it out but it keeps going in my eyes. It smells foul in hear. The bed sore between my legs has gone septic and when i woke it was covered in flies. I am trying to wash myself with my own urine but every time i try wee more excrement comes out. My sore is really throbbing now. Oh the dark and the smell

[helliebobs]

I'll stick the kettle on love, a nice cup of tea will sort you out!

[aka pixi]

can i have one hellie please? hi btw :)

[helliebobs]

pixi, I think pooplung's needs far outweigh your own, we must all put our selfish thoughts to one side and do what we can to help him. Her? It?
Hi btw :)

[obNOXious]

Anyone got a gun and I'll put it out of it's misery?

[aka pixi]

oh hellie you are so right, I never read pooplungs post, I just heard the mention of tea and dived in. I am so selfish :(

pooplung I can lend you a light bulb, it must be awful sat there in the dark

[Barmaid]

Noxy - will a .410 do?!!!!

Although personally, I wouldn't waste the cartridge.

[pooplung]

oh no i just swallowed a bit of my own excrement. Will i die. Some blood is comming out of my bottom. I hope i do die the stomach cramps hurt. I dreamt my son was looking over me but when i awoke it was jus a piece of poop

[aka pixi]

ooh you will be too full for biscuits i take it then?

[obNOXious]

Good point barmaid, I'll just club it to death with it:)

[aka pixi]

be careful nox, dont be splashing my biscuits with horrible stuff

[Doc_Spock]

There is a lot to be said for bringing up the placenta and drowning the baby if this is the result.

[cazzz1975]

bring it up? to grow into a tasty pie?

[obNOXious]

I'll try and keep the mess to a minimum, got any custard creams?

[Doc_Spock]

Have you noticed that the poor spelling is indicative of a very low interlect type of creature.

[Doc_Spock]

Why do we respond to this garbage ?

[whiffy]

It's always interesting to wonder what they get out of posting offensive muck like this. I wish oh I wish that they could be suddenly introduced on stage in front of a huge audience of cancer patients etc and invited to regurgitate this garbage, and to giggle, and to get pulled limb from limb hopefully.

[China Doll]

This section isn't even worth looking in at the moment.

[aka pixi]

no custard creams nox but lots of choc chip and double choc chip cookies :)

[hillary.bris]

sad!!!!