Direction of life sucks!!!!

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gasman | 12:22 Mon 08th Oct 2007 | Body & Soul
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
I mean life is tough.
It takes up a lot of your time.
And what do you get at the end of it.
Whats that meant to be....a bonus????

I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first and get that out of the way.
Then you live in an old people home.
You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch and go to work.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You do drugs, alcohol, you party and get ready for high school.
You go to school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities.
You become a little baby, you go back in the womb, & spend the last nine months floating
And finish off as an orgasm!!!!

Now does that not sound better than what we are expected to do...


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Even more reason to enjoy the life you have, whichever way round it begins and ends.
Who's to say that that death is the end?

For all we know we carry on after our bodies die....elsewhere, quite where that elsewhere is I've no idea.
gasman....this would rob us of the most essential part of life - growth...

And I personally know that it is not the end: :-)

Fr Bill
Ive read this in email form so many times about growing up backwards. BO-RING.
VICAR!!!! Tell us more!

Why is it not the end?
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Well, gasman, I had not really thought of it that way before. I like the bit about finishing off as as orgasm. I forget who is who who said "Youth would be more appreciated if it came later in life". Can you help me out, VV?

I agree with Village Vicar in that this is not the only life, only the start. I too, know for a fact there is an afterlife, and that is the real life. I hope you like the following quote:

"Death is not the end of life's brief candle. It is putting out the light because the dawn has come"

Saint Francis of Assissi
I could be swayed to gasman's way of thinking.
Sholdnt it be organism???
what about the loved ones you will have... you'd grow to NOT love them and start forgetting them as you get younger! Not sure about that direction! I'd rather live and love!
Perhaps... the way you're doing it anyway! ;0P

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