Does your chewing gum loose its flavour on the bedpost overnight.

[kp nonuts]

Hell I am not old enough to remember that must have been in a p1ssed life sory mean past life.

So who were you in a past life then.

[im spartacus]

Spartacus

[activology]

If you try this funny site it'll tell you

www.healingsymbols.co.uk

Apparantly I was a man born in USA South-West in 1775. And I was a philosopher, thinker

Thats not to bad i suppose although I am female now lol, however my mother was a male monk (giggle)

[Pippa68]

Anne Boleyn's maid, and a friendly prozzie who just managed to outwit Jack The Ripper.

[whiffey]

LOOSE is trousers falling down.

LOSE
LOSE
LOSE
LOSE

is the word you groped for but never found.

This pi$$es me off no end. Tenerife is welcome to you.

[laurence2]

Olivier

[whiffey]

easily understood ?

LOL @ leg end.

[kp nonuts]

Did you just lose your loose trousers then whiff.
Never mind just follow your noose, oh sorry mean nose.

[kp nonuts]

Ello leg my little bin laden

[kp nonuts]

Ah skrew the pics its my drinking night tonight cant be arrised anyway the dogs just ate me camera.

[kp nonuts]

Larence2 do you mean oliver reed.

[whiffey]

It's a deliciously awful scenario, nonuts meets leg end in Tenerife. It's tattoos, Heineken, karaoke, and vomit.

Don't any of you read Dickens or Austen ??
(nonuts excluded of course, he does at least try, feebly)

[laurence2]

kP.


No

[kp nonuts]

I would not be seen dead with a hieneken in my hand whiff (see cant even spell it)oI likes more posh drinks likes scrumpy jack oi dus

[kp nonuts]

Yes leg I do know you are scottish.
But also what I want to know is legend your stage name.

[thundercrack]

wish I knew what you lot are talking about.