I found a diamond today

[Wix]

And was wondering were to get it polished.
You'll never guess were i found it though.

[Doc Spock]

left nostril?

[Rosenicola]

Go on...

The suspense is killing me

[Wix]

I found it at the back of my sofa, it was what i had give to me ages ago.
not everyday you get that sort of a shock.

[weeal]

pmsl tonyted

[Pippa68]

Oh darn it.

I was going to guess sofa.

[dot.hawkes]

Iceland?

[Beads]

If you find any more can I have them please?

[EngTeach]

I must get a sofa like that. Mine only hatches pennies, crumbs and the occasional remote control. LOL

[Tara999]

Hmmmm....you didnt care for it well to lose a 'diamond' in the first instance....and find it in your sofa ! Careless isnt the word!.....utter madness IMHO.

[diane1706]

if its not polished how do you know its a diamond

I have a ring with an uncut diamond and it looks like a bit of gravel ...in fact.......

[sunflower71]

You should watch Blood Diamond

[NORMANTHEDOG]

when you sell it,try going to evening classes to learn how to read,write and spell.