Chat someone up.

[moonshadow]

What was the worst and best chat up line you have ever heard or used ? Lets keep it clean.

[honey-bee]

i've lost my phone number, can i have yours....
i've lost my teddy bear, can i sleep with you tonite....
both cr@p! lol! xxx

[ELVIS68]

Ask a fat bird if she`d like to dance...when she says yes..tell her to fook off and dance while I chat to her mate

[honey-bee]

elvis!!! that is shocking!!! xxx

[johnutar]

You'll do

[honey-bee]

my response to that would be .... you won't! xxx

[hau kola]

One of my students told me his chat up line-"nice legs,what time do they open". Disgusting.lol

[johnutar]

your answer wouldn't be the first time I've heard it honey-bee lol

[johnutar]

in fact honey-bee they must be telepathic as they say that before I utter a word ha ha

[ELVIS68]

You`ve got spanner eyes...everytime I look at them...my nuts tighten

[honey-bee]

aaawwww poor you johnutah!!
elvis - that would make me laugh! xxx

[ELVIS68]

Polar Bear!


Well it`s an icebreaker

[honey-bee]

elvis, where have your other answers gone??

[grasscarp]

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me. and Remember my name as you will be screaming it later.

[Thrasher1504]

Can I take you out for a meal... breakfast, perhaps! And it worked! ;)

[Metz]

you've got lovely eyes can i lick em LOL Married 17 years ;o)

[Thrasher1504]

@Grasscarp:

Great answer - Remember my name, you'll be screaming it later! Gave me a good laugh that one!

[zig_zag]

well!!
i,m being followed by a moon shadow ,moooooon shadow moon shadow.
thought you might have been expecting that lol

[moonshadow]

johnutar I like it.
ELVIS Ed's on the ball tonight.
Thrasher you charmer !!

[whiffey]

I can't see the point in inviting somebody else out for breakfast. It just means you have to get up early and go to McDonalds in Norbury. Why not invite someone round to your own place for dinner ?

[moonshadow]

zig-zag are you calling me a stalker ??or singing to me??