Who fancies an argument?

[Oakleaf51]

O.K. so it's a bit early, but the sky is black and getting blacker. So why not?

[bigmamma]

my dads bigger than your dad

[Oakleaf51]

I've got lots of Dads

[whiffey]

During the night foxes have dug up 5 of my newly planted salvias, possibly attracted by the chicken manure. Likewise, something has deposited a yellowy-brown fresh turd right in the middle. Just now there were 3 squirrels fighting in my garden and making a mess of the flower beds, so I ran out into the garden topless and went for them with a broom, to the cheers of next door.

So, I am not in a good mood. Do not mention magpies.

[Oakleaf51]

..... and they're all in the army. So what's your excuse?

[Oakleaf51]

magpies magpies magpies magpies

[whiffey]

Oh ar$eholes to you too, I'm off to Londis and the library.

[Oakleaf51]

Huh? Fancy going there on a day like this! You must be mad. You don't want to be going there now do you?

[warpig3]

oakleaf you smell of wee wees.

[Romeo]

Is this the five minute argument or the full half hour?

[Oakleaf51]

I ALWAYS smell of wee wees. What's wrong with that? How's your arm pit today?

[Oakleaf51]

Romeo - who asked you to but in?

[Goodsoulette]

I cant join in i'm afaraid as the sky is blue barely a cloud in sight, and its about 23 degrees already. Yaaaay!

[warpig3]

Who's armpit?

Goodsoulette you smell of wee wees too:-oP

[Oakleaf51]

Goodsoulette - what gives you the right to a blue sky? You know someone?

[bigmamma]

you still here !!! I say my dad can take on all your dads , with one hand tied behind his back . So there !!!

[Oakleaf51]

Huh! Your Dad? YOUR Dad? Don't make me laugh! Anyway, go and put your washing machine on and do something useful!

[whiffey]

OK, so where is the sky blue and cloudless ? I don't believe a word of it, I think you're just trying to cause trouble. Here it's dull and overcast and I just got an 84p fine on The Trumpet Major and I haven't even finished reading it.

[bigmamma]

at least I do wash my clothes ...you don't and that's why you smell so bad pooooh !!!

[Goodsoulette]

Warpigs, the only reason I smell of weewee is cause I have been frolicking in meadows because of all the beautiful sunshine I am being treated to. I get sunshine for being the bestest aber everer!

[Goodsoulette]

Whiffey, I am in SUNNY SUNNY Somerset. Weather is always different in the southwest.