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So I was in the bath last night...
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...having my weekly wash, when I looked down and realised that my breasts were sort of 'floating' in the water which made them look like Pamela Anderson fake boobs (sort of jutting out of their own accord). This kept me amused for a good 5 minutes where I was trying to see just how big & false I could make them look.
Then I got bored so I rolled onto my front and then proceeded to submerge my head fully underwater and sang Whitney Houston's 'Saving All Your Love' at the top of my voice. This made me laugh, and then the sound of my gargling laughter made me laugh all the more and then I had to come up for breath before I drowned!
It was at this point that I was convinced I must be mentally unstable.
So I called the SANE mental health helpline to confirm this, but fortunately for them they've barred my number so I can't call them anymore.
Anybody else ever get up to silly antics when in the bath or shower? What do you do?
Then I got bored so I rolled onto my front and then proceeded to submerge my head fully underwater and sang Whitney Houston's 'Saving All Your Love' at the top of my voice. This made me laugh, and then the sound of my gargling laughter made me laugh all the more and then I had to come up for breath before I drowned!
It was at this point that I was convinced I must be mentally unstable.
So I called the SANE mental health helpline to confirm this, but fortunately for them they've barred my number so I can't call them anymore.
Anybody else ever get up to silly antics when in the bath or shower? What do you do?
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Well everytime i have a bath... i have to have a shower after.... so i try to usually just stick to showers otherwise i'm soaking for about 1 hour and 30 minutes!
No silly antics but u may be interestd to know that in my usual routine attempt to keep my downstairs garden looking pretty i could barely touch the grass!! Bloody bump is getting so big that i was almost out of breath!!
No silly antics but u may be interestd to know that in my usual routine attempt to keep my downstairs garden looking pretty i could barely touch the grass!! Bloody bump is getting so big that i was almost out of breath!!
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Oh that reminds me! I also make Santa Claus beards if I have a bubble bath!
I miss my ex-boyfriend's dog who used to hover around the bathroom when I was in the bath. I used to attack him with bubbles and watch him trying to get the bubbles off the top of his head. After a while he'd go downstairs and then all I'd hear was my ex shouting, "What the hell have you done to my dog?!" Hahahahahaa!
Hours of fun.
:o|
SANE: 0898 123 4567
I miss my ex-boyfriend's dog who used to hover around the bathroom when I was in the bath. I used to attack him with bubbles and watch him trying to get the bubbles off the top of his head. After a while he'd go downstairs and then all I'd hear was my ex shouting, "What the hell have you done to my dog?!" Hahahahahaa!
Hours of fun.
:o|
SANE: 0898 123 4567
I do that Nat, well apart from the shaving bit. I tend to just use clippers for that and need to be near an elecricity socket. I also make sure I have a pint of water with me so that I don't die of thirst and it improves my singing voice. I like to sing Frank Sinatra's numbers such as My way or The lady is a tramp when I'm in the bath/ shower.
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