this might be in the wrong section. :-)

[funkymoped]

but here goes...

how often should i cut my toe nails ??
i do them once a month with clippers, or i may bite them weekly if i have a shower...
:-)

thank in advance ! ;-)

[whiffey]

Can you get your foot into your mouth ?

[ummmm]

I would stick to biting them as this also helps to relieve boredom.

[MiniN]

excuse me as i vomit! you bite your toenails!?! blurgggghhh!

cut them when they start to get long!

[jiggy-gb]

You should let them grow. By the time summer gets here they'll look fantastic in sandals, they may even curl over the ends by then!

[Craig007]

When they start poking through your socks!

[Gormless]

I don't cut my toenails ever, just smear them with chocolate and let the cat get to work.

[crete]

you are in the wrong section . please post in food and drink

[unruliejulie]

hey Funky, im impressed! i wish i could get my little legs up that far! Maybe i should take up Yoga to make me more supple!

[funkymoped]

every single one of you are as mad as a box of frogs !!!! lol
:-)

[crete]

; )

[unruliejulie]

you what???? who' s as mad as a box of frogs??? You asked the silly question!!!! :-)

[ummmm]

Says the man who wants advice on biting his toe nails :-)

[funkymoped]

my question was "body and soul" related !!!!
:-)

[divegirl]

....what a beautiful image you have created of yourself!!!!

And, btw whiffey, I can get both of my feet to my mouth at once!!!!! So there!

Lisa x

[whiffey]

I've got a bit of a thing about feet, I think I should go and read an improving book, but Trollope can be very dull whereas feet are interesting.

[crete]

toes are the most offensive part of the human body.

[funkymoped]

you got proof of the two footed toe biting ???
:-)

[divegirl]

Might have ;o].........

[redhead23]

i recommend getting a small rodent to eat them , it always makes my mondays go with a bang

[funkymoped]

redhead, would a squirrel do the job ???

if i coated them with peanut butter.......
:-)