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Eleven reasons why e-mail is like a p e n i s

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naz_nomad | 20:58 Fri 02nd Feb 2007 | Body & Soul
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11. Those who have it would be devastated if it was ever cut off.

10. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior.

9. Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.

8. Many of those who don't have it would like to try it, a phenomenon psychologists call e-mail Envy.

7. It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get any real work done.

6. In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it mostly for fun.

5. If you don't take proper precautions, it can spread viruses.

4. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.

3. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.

2. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot of trouble.

1. If you play with it too much, you go blind....


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No F-Emails have one but the want one bad
12. They never come when you're waiting for one......

13. They always come when you don't want one to......
14 If never used you get a floppy disc
Women dont like you to back it up
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I subscribed to something called 'hot-male' and I'm still waiting. Think it's all a .con myself.
Personally, i don't know too much about computers but i DEFINITELY know a 3� floppy when i see one!!!!
15. They're like buses - one doesn't come for ages then 3 turn up at once......
Oh so you have had 4 in the bed romps then THAT what you are saying....... darling Zorro - but i've had more than 3 e-mails arrive at once - haven't you??? Isn't that what the thread is about..... Lol Oh the filth!
..but you keep on fantasising.....!! Lol

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