Why do you want to wee when you're scared?

[lizwizz]

Ditto

[-Zorro-]

I thought the expression was "sh!t scared" not "wee"

[RATTER15]

I have never had that problem to be honest!!

Maybe its because you get tense and constrict your bladder.

Or could it be natures way of making you lighter so you can flee faster!!

I think it is more of a woman's problem to be honest! Always having problems with their bladders etc!!

[crete]

excuse me .....men have bladders too you know after the age of 45 they require special pads which can be sewn into their y fronts as you well know RATTER , its the bladder muscles relaxing when in a state of fear.

[RATTER15]

Crete!! Pads sewn in y fronts? never heard of such a thing to be honest, im nearly 49 so maybe I should have heard of them by now, or are you winding me up!! I never wear pants so nothing to sew one into, the front of my jeans maybe!

Have any of you males out there over 45 got one of these things sewn into your y fronts?

[partyanimal]

whats y-fronts Ratter?

[whiffey]

It's more effective and cheaper to stuff a wodge of kitchen roll down the front of your underwear, and recyclable after use.

[RATTER15]

Partyanimal, I think y fronts are some sort of undergarment !!

[natalie149]

Hillarious!!

[Scary Mary21]

Ratter - why don't you wear pants? Do you not get skids on your jeans?

[lizwizz]

Great laugh but no-one's answered my question.
I wondered why you were called whiffey, now I know!

[joby1]

Well I want a wee but i'm not scared!?!

[RATTER15]

Scary Mary, not only do I have full bladder control, I also have full bowel control, hence no skid marks and no man size panty pads, I don't wear pants because it gives me betty swollocks.

[Scary Mary21]

But then your jeans will have the betty swollock smell.

I feel sick.

[RATTER15]

LOL Scary Mary, I don't get the problem when I have no pants on, less clothing and more air does the trick!!
and basic hygiene prevents any smell lol

[whiffey]

There's nothing wrong with a bit of genital odour, floating up from under the table. If you observe hygiene like covering the chair with kitchen roll then you can go without washing for several days at a time.

[Scary Mary21]

It's all very confusing....

Enjoy the freedom of your swinging swollocks and say bye bye to pants 4ever.......!

[RATTER15]

Whiffey, trouble with kitchen roll is it sticks to your butt when you get up, I prefer to use a tea towel, the warmth of my butt dries it out ready for use as well.

[RATTER15]

Nothing confusing!! I like to let it all hang out! very freeing!! its called going commando, its not a new or terribly unusual concept.

[whiffey]

You need a cut-off point with crutch odour. A telling time is when you have cycled 4 miles home on a hot wet day. Get off the bike and sniff the saddle. If you can't live with it then maybe it's time for clean underpants. Often however you can go another day by squatting and spraying the cleft and cheeks with Dove.

[Scary Mary21]

Surely this calls for pants? Doesn't kitchen paper get stuck in your crack?