excuse me .....men have bladders too you know after the age of 45 they require special pads which can be sewn into their y fronts as you well know RATTER , its the bladder muscles relaxing when in a state of fear.
Crete!! Pads sewn in y fronts? never heard of such a thing to be honest, im nearly 49 so maybe I should have heard of them by now, or are you winding me up!! I never wear pants so nothing to sew one into, the front of my jeans maybe!
Have any of you males out there over 45 got one of these things sewn into your y fronts?
Scary Mary, not only do I have full bladder control, I also have full bowel control, hence no skid marks and no man size panty pads, I don't wear pants because it gives me betty swollocks.
There's nothing wrong with a bit of genital odour, floating up from under the table. If you observe hygiene like covering the chair with kitchen roll then you can go without washing for several days at a time.
Whiffey, trouble with kitchen roll is it sticks to your butt when you get up, I prefer to use a tea towel, the warmth of my butt dries it out ready for use as well.
You need a cut-off point with crutch odour. A telling time is when you have cycled 4 miles home on a hot wet day. Get off the bike and sniff the saddle. If you can't live with it then maybe it's time for clean underpants. Often however you can go another day by squatting and spraying the cleft and cheeks with Dove.