card greetings

[Cheekystar]

I'm bored of writing 'happy birthday hope you have a great day' on my work colleagues cards (I get on with most of them not too close to them) does anyone have any suggestions as to what else I can write - I'm quite bubbly person, and work with a cross section of people!
Help,

[Mr Tall]

Some one once wrote "Happy birthday you inbred c*nt in one my colleagues birthday card"

[dot.thawkes]

Surely you can be truthful occasionally! Just do as Mr. Tall`s colleague or I am sure you can go one better. Such as ************* you ***************ing ************** Hope uou ************** never ************** get *********another ********** one. H*********** to y**************** .

[Sherry1]

I used to hate that too and always wrote " Birthday Happy Happy" suppose they guessed?

[Neenee]

how about write them a poem!!

[CrazyDaisy80]

I always write Have a Great Day and eat lots of Cake!!!!

You can steal that if you want as long as you don't Work in my Office!!

[SSquirrel]

Beware of writing anything that can be considered odd in an office card. I used a line from the Mighty Boosh in my friends leaving card (she's a fan of the show) and now everyone thinks I'm a weirdo freak.

Well more so anyway.
Someone once wrote "I don't know who you are but Happy Birthday anyway" in my card at work!

[dot.hawkes]

err cheekystar that is an imposterer not me using all those swear words, i have reported dot.thawkes as such, wish someone had told me about this earlier