So... who wants to be in my gang?

[China Doll]

I'm just bored now.
China xx

[steviep165]

the word was night watch man.
aye just shorts, and as the day goes on i mite have to consider the old man thong.
are you in scotland kick, thought you were a gooner, must be a nightmare in london today.

[kick3m0n]

lmao froggo....have to ask - how do you know Jon's big ;o) Other than the "big spanky hands" (and I love even just typing that lol)...I didn't think he'd given us any measurements or dimensions. Or did I miss that? ;op

[steviep165]

i sized him up for a quid, he just beat me. goddammit. i dnt get to do any spanking.

[kick3m0n]

I am a Scottish Gooner mate...live not far from Edinburgh. Think of the shame if I beat you in teh AB FF, pmsl ;op

"Old man thong" Nnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! Now I have that hideous picture of Peter Stringfellow + thong in my head. Stevie, that's just cruel, I don't need that so soon after breakfast. Yeuch!

[steviep165]

lmfho, stringfellow, wot a t**t.
would never lower myself to wearing a man thong. they prob dnt make em big enough anyway. you'd have to skin the whole tiger!!

[China Doll]

Yawns and stretches....

Good morning all!

What'd I miss?

Totally agree... eating curry in club hourse could get smelly.

[kick3m0n]

u missed nothing babes, we were just killing time till you got here :o)
any more news on the guy you need to nail? Or indeed, the dishy but youthful porter? xx

[China Doll]

Porter wearing a delightfully figure hugging t-shirt.

Some d1ck has given me a latte as opposed to a mocca.

Friend does not fancy me blatantly... made an offer again last night, rejected :0(

[kick3m0n]

tight t on a porter sounds promising. eye candy is always nice ;o)

OK, so will admit maybe we (experts) got it wrong about bloke. Were you quite blatant and obvious in your offer? ie "fancy coming up for a shag?" Oh well sweetie, at least you know, and can set your sights elsewhere. it's definitely his loss, as you're undoubtedly a hottie and he'd be very lucky to have you (oo-er).

xx

[kick3m0n]

p.s. can I have your latte?? lol

[steviep165]

i need lots of coffee 2day. been up all nite trying to negotiate with the ladies. they want to join a trade union.

i always find figure hugging t-shirts a bit gay. still to each their own.

[kick3m0n]

depends entirely on what sort of figure they're hugging Stevie.......lol Not a fan of the Italian footi teams looks esp (bit slick etc for my tastes), but they do wear tight footii tops very well indeed. Unlike Spurs, who tried the same, and just looked like they'd bought a couple of sizes too small for everyone lmao....

[froggo]

i once organised a thong day!
it was quite funny cause every one forgot exept one bloke and then he had to weare it for the whole day haha!
we could do something similar in our club?

[kick3m0n]

I'm sorry, I don't do thongs. They are the devils work. Can we have a skimpy hipsters day instead...I have lots of nice pairs of those.............. ;o)

[steviep165]

surely thats just your anti-spurs goonerishness though.
its like the england rugby shirts, are they good or are they bad.

[kick3m0n]

bad, solely because they are on the England Rugby team lmao! You'll be telling me next that's anti-english scottishness I'm guessing? and you'd be right ;o)

[steviep165]

tiny denim shorts!!!!!.......;op

[kick3m0n]

tiny denim shorts?? Is that you thinking aloud Stevie?? Are you talking gay man, or kylie-type tiny denim shorts??

[steviep165]

def kylie ones. skimpy on the a*s and crotch. thats the official female attire.

[froggo]

stevie im confused tiny denim shorts are jus as gay as tight t shirt seems to me you better stick to your pimp kit you know where you are then