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whiskeysheri | 12:28 Mon 26th Jun 2006 | Body & Soul
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Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil professor
forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k= flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x= skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the
first half of your new last name:

a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the
second half of your new last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s= fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
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Just a bit of fun to break us into Monday gently :o)

I'm Poopsie Apple-Tush! x
HaHa mines Tulefel Apple-Tushie!! excellent name, think I might keep it!!
oh dear... boobie girdle-pants
Doofus Bubble Buns :o)
i am buttercup apple lips!! heehee
lmao @ pippa...fantastic name!!
nice mines Fluffy Gizzardpants
i shall use it with pride
im Pinky Gerbil-Chunks haha love ya whiskey :o)xx
Hi whiskey, im boobie bubble tushie!
Buttercup Girdle-Brain

Could be worse. You could be...

Stinky Toilet Breath
Chimchim Gizzardbiscuits!
Gidget Bubble Nose
Buttercup Chicken-Shorts! :o)
Loopy Waffle Brain... strangely suits me!
Mine is Pinky Bubblebrain!! How appropriate!
Streaky Nose-Picker lol !!
chim chim giggle head i quite like it!
I'm loopy bubble biscuits!
Chim-Chim Cootie Sniffer - I hope being a Cootie Sniffer isn't a bad thing?!
Tony Blair ( not Anthony ) is ----------- Zippy Liver-Lips!!
George Bush--------------- Goober Chicken-Shorts!!

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