Ab Big Top

[Theland]

Volunteers and nominations for the AB Big Top Circus please?
We need jugglers who can juggle four arguments at once, lots of clowns, and fiery dart throwers and any other acts you can think of.
Nominate or volunteer please?

[gness]

Okay....I’ll start for a bit of fun....

TonyAV once told me a funny tale about a car he was involved in selling so I nominate Tony to be the clown who drives part way around the circus ring........then the car explodes into a thousand bits....... :-)

[tonyav]

Psssst, only the gearbox.

[gness]

:-)......x

[Mamyalynne]

I ran away to the circus when I was 7, I let an elephant step on (well sort of) me.

I'll sell choc ices in the interval.

[shoota]

I wanna be the elephant...

[tonyav]

Elephant, Mamya !
( didn't fancy the lion cage then ).

[Togo]

I want to know who is going to wear the skimpy leotard and do the splits on a high wire. I know who I would nominate .......but I doubt she is immodest enough.

[Buenchico]

Sorry, I can't think of any ABers for the trapeze act. Such people have to be able to repeatedly swing from the left to the right but we seem to have only got people who're perpetually on the left or perpetually on the right on this website.

Clowns are often said to be people who're sadly misunderstood, so perhaps Peter Pedant could join their number?

By the nature of what we do already, I reckon that any of the moderators could be given the task of clearing up all of the *** left in the ring by the other acts ;-)

[Buenchico]

You want someone to wear a skimpy leotard, Togo?

I've found you a picture but I can't quite work out which ABer it is ;-)
https://media.timeout.com/images/103859082/image.jpg

[Theland]

Anybody for trapeze? Knife throwing ? Jugglers of many balls? Escapologist? Acrobats? Lying tamers?

[Mamyalynne]

We can't have animals now unless they are holograms.

[Theland]

Chico - A bit like me but younger.

[Theland]

I have been known to be a bit of an animal Mamya.

[Buenchico]

Gness and Dave are a natural partnership. So if we have Dave as our knife thrower, that leaves Gness as . . . https://tinyurl.com/y528utgb

;-)

[Baldric]

chico @ 2155, Ratter?

[Buenchico]

^^^ I'll go with that, Balders ;-)

[Theland]

Chico - I bought one of those outfits from Anne Summers for Mrs T but had to wear it myself :-)

[Buenchico]

Do you get staff discount in Ann Summers, Theland?
;-)

[Theland]

10% off for fat grandads so they laughed and give me 20%

[gness]

No, Chris......much as I love and trust him.....I’m not stupid!!!!