I Was Driving Home From The Pub The Other Night

[gollob]

when all of a sudden the car juddered to a halt and stopped. A car behind me slammed on the brakes and nearly went into me. The driver jumped out of the car very irate, and remonstrated with me. I said it was not my fault as all the electrics had gone. The lights had gone off and all the dials had gone to zero. When he calmed down I asked him if he knewanything about cars and what had happened. He said I know nothing about cars as I am a chiropodist. So I said can you give be a tow then

[RATTER15]

Oh dear!!

[Booldawg]

haha!

[Zacs-Master]

Sounds like a complete heel to me.

[jno]

the man has no soul

[Sipowicz]

You nailed it!

[Grandma_Yiddo]

Did you have to foot the bill?

[marval]

Your jokes are instep with other good ones.

[Baldric]

^^ Nice advert ^^