Marital Advice

[Zeitguy]

I overheard a mate telling this story to another friend who was having relationship troubles.......

A newly married couple were leaving the church on a horse and buggy, cheered off by by their family and friends.

About a mile down the road they came across a large puddle. The horse shied and refused to cross. The groom took out his whip saying, "That's once !", whipped the horse and off they went.

A little further they came across another puddle. The same thing happened and saying, "That's twice !", he whipped the horse and off they went again.

When the horse later shied at a third puddle the groom took out and his double barrel shotgun and saying " That's three times !", shot the horse in the head.

Horrified the bride said, "What did you do that for ? That was a beautiful and expensive horse !"

"That's once !" said the groom.

[starone]

And the bride took the gun and shot him. Well she would these days!

[brionon]

Robert Mitchum told that joke in a 50's film.

[wildwood]

Ha ha ha

[DaisyNonna]

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