Sexy 2008 Fate...

[China Doll]

I've just been handed a copy of That's Life with apparently my sexy fate for 2008 in it.

Would anyone like to know theirs?

China

[~max~]

yes please! Is it from star signs? I'm a Virgo then. :O) At least it'll kill time before I go to the pub....lol

[China Doll]

Aye.

Right... It says....Oooh, things are hotting up apparently. You have to be spontanious and enjoy variety apparently. Something about laying foundations for long held dreams and kids being the focus of your attention.

That's not too bad, all quite promising it would seem.

[Quoi]

CD in its alliterative for please - saggitarius

[funnygirl]

Scorpio??!!

[~max~]

Well, it's spot on about enjoying variety (ooo-er!) and the long held dream (my best friend! lol). Dunno about kids though....lol

[China Doll]

Quoi.

Well you're a little sauce pot ap[parently, I can't do it in alliteration alas, it's not that well written! But... I can reveal that you have urgent needs and desires (can't you b bothered to go to the loo either?) but you'll have to wait for relationships to unfold in their own time. You will have new love opportunities but partnerships are more about suport and friendship than passion and romance apparently (read 'she/he's frigid'). Should be a good year for money and social life.

[Quoi]

Thanks for that (i think) spooooookily accurate too!

[China Doll]

funnygirl

You coupled up or not? If so then this will strengthern and if not then your amorous attachemtns will reach unexpected levels of intensity (oh lucky you). Unfortunatley it says here you're also likely to get new responsibilities in your lap but you'll rise to the challenge.

[funnygirl]

Yes, I am coupled up!!
I like rising to the challenge!!!!!!!!!

Thanks China and a merry xmas to you!

[China Doll]

Knbby - No, got some bird on it and something about being stabbed by a stripper. It's a classy read.

Really Quoi? That's good then, looks like you'll have a fun year!... Are you male or female? It's got a bit about males star signs characteristics on there too.

[Quoi]

Noooooooooooooooo - I am just gonna have to change sex because I was looking forward to next year after your post !

[China Doll]

Ha! You don't want to know about the sagittarius man then? Shame... It's got a tip on how to attract their attention! ;0)

[Quoi]

CD is it going to cost less than buying the book to find out?

[China Doll]

Aye.

Hang on....

Apparently... If you want to attract their attention you have to offer a listening ear and a chance to relax or unwind.

Which is kind of true but as the ruler of the 9th House it's not exactly saying alot about the star sign as a whole... (I used to be really in to all this stuff about ten years ago). Sagittarius are notriously hard to pin down and are not very good at long term relationships, they like their freedom and don't like to feel caged in. They usually incredibly sociable and the life and soul and are very astute. Quite captivating people actually but like I said, itchy feet.

That's Life should pay me for this!

[Quoi]

Nope - sorry but I am going for the sex change - thanks anyway

[China Doll]

Sex change? Is that not a little drastic? I think you should work with what you have!

[Quoi]

Not really - how hard can it be? Couple bricks and strategically placed balloons. If I get stuck I will raise a new topic on AB .

[cazzz1975]

Hi china, what does it say for aquarius?

[China Doll]

Noooooo...... That even made me cross my legs Quoi! Castration by bricking is not recommended and balloons burst... Perhaps this friendship will work better if I keep the boobs and you keep the... bricks.